That disgusting look on your face is caused by Ashlyne Huff and you can thank her dad for the experience. He’s a Nashville producer who must really love his daughter. It’s not as bad a Rebecca Blacks audio punch to the crouch, but it’s a good effort. If you watch her live performance on the …
Category Archive: Aaron FIG Beard
He can fly a plane, knows everything about car tyres, had a brief stint in the army and hes been on Shortland Street. He was a conartist on TV3′s The Real Hustle but also spent 2 years cleaning portaloos in Hamilton.Hes done every role Pak’n'Save Kaitaia had to offer and now tours the country’s comedy stages doing what he loves, this man was BORN to do comedy.
You want Comedy? I’ll give you frakken comedy!
BLOG: www.comedynow.co.nz
twitter: @AaronBeardNZ
We havent seen him yet? NZ Herald
AWARDS
2005 Finalist in RAW comedy quest
2006 Winner of the best Sketch for Classic TV
2007 Nominated for Best Newcomer Award
2008 Nominated for most improved Comedian
May
15
Labour must Act to beat National
Previous blogs we’re about the lack of strike power in Labour’s camp and how they keep handing John Key the election by shooting themselves in the foot. I was feebly hoping Gough would read my blog and take note. Hey someone has to read it one day right? Turns out Don Brash had time on …
Apr
26
Some good comedians aren’t funny.
Some good comedians aren’t funny. I’m sure this isn’t an unfamiliar statement but I know it confuses people a lot. I’m talking about when you go to a comedy show and all your mates laugh their arse off at a high profile feature act and you don’t get it. You think to yourself “this comic …
Apr
08
Election over!
So I was going to write about how the first point in the election went to the National party when Phil Goff shot himself in the foot with Darren Hughes. In fact I did write about it, but some low IQ’d, son of a bitch, broke into my house and stole my laptop before I …
Apr
03
Top 10 reasons not to LOVE being single…
…a response to Amber’s blog. 1) a burglar sees you in a bright pink onesie because an over protective, paranoid, boyfriend wasn’t patrolling the house at night. Bonus: Attractive cops attend the scene… ..but you’re still wearing that bright pink onesie. 2) Lack of exposure to real male socialisation leads you to believe that ‘Go …
Mar
19
Melissa Lee makes memorial tie gaffe
By Rebecca Wright A backbench National Party MP has accused the leader of the opposition of playing politics at the memorial for Christchurch earthquake victims. But, the accusation has backfired. The memorial was a sea of red and black as Cantabrians donned their colours in a sign of solidarity with the city. But one person …
Feb
11
Accidentally going to America
Seems silly now but I never really planned to go on holiday is the states, the dream was to it make to Sweden but an unpronounceable volcano exploded in Iceland and the ash cloud closed nearby airport hubs. USA wasn’t even our second choice, Thailand and Vietnam was the back-up plan until all hell broke …
Jan
13
7 Golden rules for dating.
So, once upon a time I was going on a lot of dates, mostly first dates because I had some issues getting a second date. TV3 decided this was a great challenge for documentary and ‘Girlfriend in 5 weeks’ was born, it turned into an 8 month project because I’m a slow learner. Here are …
Dec
05
Cyclists
Cyclists – Being in-the-right doesn’t feel as good when you’re dead. I recent rally in Auckland was held by cyclist to draw attention the apparent war between them and motorists. The road is a dangerous place filled with high speed lumps of steel that are controlled by people with very little training, and some are …






