Nov
03
Wow, sorry I went to sleep while watching the election and suddenly it got interesting! A drunken sailor crashed the Rena into a reef and Phil Goff saw his moment to attack! And attack he did, at that first leaders debate I thought he was actually going to throw a punch. Violence is a last …
Jul
14
North& South have decided to attack New Zealand’s midwives, not really sure why when there are much big targets like, mmm, I don’t know, maybe mining safety inspectors? But North & South have instead decided to make villains out people who have a passion bringing life into the world. So how do you make …
Jun
21
That disgusting look on your face is caused by Ashlyne Huff and you can thank her dad for the experience. He’s a Nashville producer who must really love his daughter. It’s not as bad a Rebecca Blacks audio punch to the crouch, but it’s a good effort. If you watch her live performance on the …
Apr
26
Some good comedians aren’t funny. I’m sure this isn’t an unfamiliar statement but I know it confuses people a lot. I’m talking about when you go to a comedy show and all your mates laugh their arse off at a high profile feature act and you don’t get it. You think to yourself “this comic …
Apr
03
…a response to Amber’s blog. 1) a burglar sees you in a bright pink onesie because an over protective, paranoid, boyfriend wasn’t patrolling the house at night. Bonus: Attractive cops attend the scene… ..but you’re still wearing that bright pink onesie. 2) Lack of exposure to real male socialisation leads you to believe that ‘Go …
Feb
11
Posted by Andre King on Monday, February 7, 2011 I have always been of the opinion that if you are going to be an ‘Entertainer’ you should do your best to look like an entertainer. Having seen a massive amount of live stand up on the box over here, it was pretty clear that the …
Feb
11
Seems silly now but I never really planned to go on holiday is the states, the dream was to it make to Sweden but an unpronounceable volcano exploded in Iceland and the ash cloud closed nearby airport hubs. USA wasn’t even our second choice, Thailand and Vietnam was the back-up plan until all hell broke …
Jan
18
Okay, I’ve been thinking it’s getting to be that time of the year when people start feeling all “boohoo I’m so lonely because it’s Christmas and I have nobody in my life” and whatnot, so I’ve decided to do a Wednesday Hate on behalf of all those lonely lonely losers out there, who just can’t …
Jan
13
So, once upon a time I was going on a lot of dates, mostly first dates because I had some issues getting a second date. TV3 decided this was a great challenge for documentary and ‘Girlfriend in 5 weeks’ was born, it turned into an 8 month project because I’m a slow learner. Here are …
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